Name
Fat Ass
Mana Cost
Type
Creature — Donkey Shaman
Set
Unhinged
Rarity
Common
Text
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Flavor Text
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
Power/Toughness
2/3.5
Number
#95
